Maybe your brother-in-law isn’t a jerk.
Maybe you are that stupid.

Why doesn’t someone just get the right to the Discworld books?

I will only watch it if he fight a bionic Sasquatch

For some people - if there is no photo, then it didn’t happen.

eh, I move the decimal point to the left and multiply by 2.  Your method seems complicated.

I tend to undertip, the whole reason for undertipping is getting to see the look on the recipient’s face.

qwant is a better search engine than duckduckgo

You should watch that “documentary” The Creepy Line.

It’s only 20% because some people are really bad at math and can’t calculate 15% in their head.

Dear Salty,

Your opinion is totally and completely wrong.  The black bathing suit is far superior to this costume.

An onion sandwich on black bread with horseradish and mustard sounds pretty good to me.

Friends don’t let friends eat at Primanti Bros.

invisible plane? - the UN just used those black helicopters.

Don’t tip.
It would be considered an act of “cultural assimilation”. And the internet thinks that’s bad.

Isn’t that an argument to spend it while you go it?

Why didn’t they go with Earth-Man rather than “Agent Liberty”?

I assumed that she was a reformed and retired villain.  ‘Cause, you know - comics.

Not without a phone in between.