Maybe your brother-in-law isn’t a jerk.
Maybe you are that stupid.

For some people - if there is no photo, then it didn’t happen.

eh, I move the decimal point to the left and multiply by 2.  Your method seems complicated.

I tend to undertip, the whole reason for undertipping is getting to see the look on the recipient’s face.

It’s only 20% because some people are really bad at math and can’t calculate 15% in their head.

Dear Salty,

An onion sandwich on black bread with horseradish and mustard sounds pretty good to me.

Friends don’t let friends eat at Primanti Bros.

Don’t tip.
It would be considered an act of “cultural assimilation”. And the internet thinks that’s bad.

Isn’t that an argument to spend it while you go it?

Not without a phone in between.

I wish they would give you an advice column.

Come on - the real question is: How much should I tip for the water my dog drank?

Dear Salty Waitress,
How much should I tip the garbage collection folks - is it $1 per can?
Thanks.

I think you are ignoring the TSA’s 95% failure rate.

Eh... “regular coffee” means with cream and sugar.

My name is Kinja, comment section of comment sections:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Wait, you can upvote yourself?