Aren't humans already animals?

Let me see the Tootsee Roll!

Gawker? I think you've set your expectations a little high.

The AV Club tends to up the righteous indignation and dumb down the content when they repost.

"Working with" means it's not even on the roadmap.

Eclipse - check.
Corpse flower in bloom - check.
Switching to Kinja - check.
All the signs of the apocalypse are there

cue the sad hulk walking away music.

I miss What If.

What are you talking about?
They celebrated by making Captain America a nazi.

I went to the ventriloquist dummy museum in Kentucky.
It was super creepy.

She was bitten by a Duchess - so she only turns into a Duchess when there is a full moon.

Let me know when Lady Convenience Wife visits Dr. Pleasure

It ain't the years, it's the mileage.

Americans call it a "doughnut".

Am I the only one who confuses Midnight Run with Midnight Express?

Eh, the problem is with the show.

Thou shall keep and bear arms?

I saw them live once - but that was 20 years ago. Glad they still kick ass.

I remember going through that Fishbone phase. Ah, the follies of youth.

Type casting or playing to your strengths?