Uh… Season 2 sucked until Lynch returned.

Soup spoon vs Grapefruit spoon might be a better metaphor.

Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em.

And collect all your phone's metadata.
And demand private companies sabotage encryption.

Don't the villains have the best lines?

Firing Line was a pretty good show. It's on the youtubes now if your interested.

Oh, so a short-for-shot remake of a cartoon. Zero creativity - got it.

Hot patootie, bless my soul

You liked the imaginary fiend better, didn't you.

Here's a link: http://grantland.com/hollyw…

You've read the theory that the Saw movies are unofficial Home Alone sequels?

He loved her enough to kill for her…

I suppose His Girl Friday is a kind of a romantic movie, if you define romance as making the same bad choice twice.

Teen Turbo: The Movie

Rumor and innuendo aren't the same thing as "news"?

dancing on the ceiling

So it's ageism, not racism?

Were they brought back as zombies?
The All New, All Different eXhumed-Men

I'm pretty sure you just described the reaction to every major change to every comic book character ever.

So McD's has declared open war of FaceBook? However this ends, we are all winners.