Stagecoach

no other option in the vote between a corrupt, politics-as-usual insider candidate vs. the fascist megalomaniacal candidate

Sure, just make your check out to the Clinton Global Initiative. Please note, the check must have at least 7 zeros.

Never underestimate lazy.

George Perez on the Avengers or Teen Titans
John Byrne on the Fantastic Four

Sure sure, a show about red shirts bitching about how the captain is trying to get them all killed.

This is just the beginning. The Nordics will go next.

And you don't want to make him angry
(he turns into Kevin Smith when he's angry)

Why doesn't Marvel publish "What If" any more?

The one where they didn't get any superpowers and became the Challengers of the Unknown was pretty awesome.

Woody Allen

OK, now I have to add Gremlins 2: The New Batch to my Netflix's queue.

Isn't that Tomb Raider?

The old age home administrator Dr. Herbert West.
Indiana Jones and the Re-Animator

Is going after Juan Ponce de León fountain so they can swap actors for the next one?

change Holy Nail to Spear of Long-Johnson and you've got yourself a movie.

He's making a shit ton of money with his business. He build custom trailers for movie stars.

It's Ellis being Ellis without being entertaining.

I didn't like Hickman's Avenger - he basically told the same "lets blow up other earth" story over and over again for two years - then shifted gears and threw in all this crap that I didn't get because I wasn't reading the other Avenger books.

How about just stopping event comics?
When I was a lad - there was only Crisis and the Secret Wars. Then, when I got a little older, the x-men would have a big cross over every summer. Now, they happen every three months? Just stop it.