Another fun fact: according to Herodotus, Kheops pimped his own daughter to raise money for the construction of his pyramid.

I know right? Everybody knows the Earth is hollow.

No way - she's a SP or maybe an agent of Xenu

Yeah, I think she watched a tv show called Otherworld and thought it was a documentary.

A less talented Elijah Wood, who is a less talented Tobey Maquire

the boredom you get in Heaven is almost as bad as the excitement you get in Hell

Even Fuller House. It's full house meets thunderdome - only one get out alive. Should be lots of fun.

You mother hugger.

Thor won't be there - it's Beta Ray Bill

DieHard?

Eh, maybe (fingers crossed) he'll skip the origin story and just do something with Mirror Master or The Shade.

Springsteen's no Fogerty

How about Albert Brooks?

I vaguely remember that comic. Cap tries to recruit Wolverine, and Wolverine says something like "Thanks, but I don't need a sidekick"

The Avenger's Mom?

Shazam is also an acronym right?

chocolate labs are delicious

Scream: After Dark is this airing on Cinemax?

You should check out the '49's
It all about the golden age heroes being relocated to that city (name escapes me)

National Treasure 3: Guantanamo Bay
There's a UFO that crash landed in Cuba way back when. And that was the reason for the Spanish American War, and why the Soviets wanted to bring nukes into Cuba.