Is Soviet Russia, salmon ladders climbs you

Wasn't he the Trickster on the last Flash tv show?

No kidding. Bring back Timm and Dini.

Or the call him Cap'n Boomerang mockingly.

Will Wheaton is Moonknight

Just do the Doom Patrol.
When the show gets canceled you can just kill everybody - just like in the comic.

I was going for the whole "women in cheesecake poses and stories that don't really go anywhere" thing.

Really? After Sucker Punch, I thought he was the Jim Lee of directing.

*queue Whitesnake's Here I go again*

I was hoping for a morbidly obese shut in who solves crimes from his/her couch/bed/bathtub.

Ghost = City
Busting = Slickers

Or promoted him to Major Marvel?

Like when the Joker said Maggie Gyllenhall was beautiful?

Thanks Obama!

I'd watch the hell out of that.

Nuts. I was hoping for a Masters of Evil or Count Nefaria movie.

Or Damage Control

How is that any different from the old policy of: every book must have Spider-Man and/or Wolverine must appear in at least one panel; and every book must tease or relate to the next major crossover event.

I thought she moved to Vegas and became a stripper. Showgirls wasn't a continuation of Saved by the Bell?

Robert Wagner as Mr. Belding.