Just make it May Parker - Spider-Man's daughter (I think, she may have been retconned out of existence).

I was going to go with Adam Warlock - but OK, I can see Eros.

Hate Crime!

I thought he got his hearing back when the Scarlet Witch killed him and then brought him back.

In the next Avenger movie, the opening scene should show Squirrel Girl and bunch of D-list heroes (Hellcat, Dr. Druid, D-Man, Jack-of-Harts, Moondragon, etc.) lined up outside the Avenger Mansion trying to audition to join the team. Kinda like Defender for a Day. And should be with Ultron about to kill the Avengers…

Krysten Ritter

According to the History Channel - space aliens from beyond the moon came to the Earth and hunted them to extension. Then they banged a bunch of proto-humans.

The Chris Claremont & John Byrne years?

Since he insists upon crapping on my childhood memories, it will be Thundarr the Barbarian

The X-Men have been unreadable since the 90's

I'm still waiting for the home version of CharDee MacDennis: The Game of Games

They just bring in other elements of Lovecraft fiction e.g. Evil Dead vs. the Reainmator. Plus, they got the comic they can steal from.

Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks?

Is Kyle MacLachlan too old?

And Matter-Eater Lad, Bouncing Boy, Cosmic Boy… Basically everybody in the Legion of Super-Heroes

How about Spider-Woman?

Didn't you hear - they are making Uncle Ben the new Cap

Sure, then you can get Jim Brown or Muhammad Ali to play Luke Cage and Steve McQueen for Iron Fist

Is Rosario Dawson going to be Misty Knight?

Add Emma Stone to the blonde list