Not the first time McFadden’s copped out on a drive.

A warrant is a document issued by a legal or government official authorizing the police or some other body to make an arrest, search premises, or carry out some other action relating to the administration of justice. 

This really really got me.

Don’t even have to read this article and I bet my new born child 99% of this is [shit]

Yes, definitely avoid any words that might associate you with a genocide.

I’d love to respond to that really racist email, but Steven didn’t include his last name.

Sadly, there’s no way she survives that first ejaculation.

Tim must be excited for the chance to break a hyphen.

S-E-CX! S-E-CX! S-E-CX!

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*

+ 0 vaccinations.

+1 mercury

Dee Dee Megadoodoo

Anthony Davis: I agree, Albert. This kind of thing raises serious eyebrow.

Deuce to his friends

One guy already got a gun in my nephew’s face. Then began a push-push. The guys were with a machete, a knife, a grenade. And they threw the grenade at me.

It’s all love

The Steelers have been ass on the road lately, and though their backs are against the wall 

As a Pistons fan, I was most surprised that Blake chose to be defensive for once.

According to the foundation’s most recent tax filings, the items now have a combined value of of $975.