“For the foreseeable future, [LaCuesta] will not be preaching at funerals and he will have his other homilies reviewed by a priest mentor,” the statement read.

The poor girl burst into tears as John Boehner was some of what an idol to her. Pretty damaging to a 16-year-old.

To be fair, the Packers coach is what the rugby player will look like in ten years.

It was into the third quarter by the time we got to the logistics of actually even getting the X-rays, and then they were less than readable.” The reason? “It was probably a dated piece of equipment, or what have you,” Tomlin said.

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

To be fair, how was that guy supposed to know someone there was actually coaching the Nets.

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

Lovely!

Damn, came here to make a similar joke, but I can’t match that delivery. 

Immediately read this in Chris Farley’s voice. Thanks for the chuckle.

I love a Deadspin deep cut. 

More. This needs all of the stars.

“Bunch of mullarkey”

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

At any rate, I’m hoping the mayor of Pittsburgh and his chief of staff can sort their differences out soon for the good of the city.

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense