What a sauerkraut 

Matt Nagy’s answers and body language in this video indicate he’s not happy about something. 

Criminally under-starred.

I always liked his family restaurant, Big Bol.

Not really. But this sounds like an amazing story.

... tell me more, please. 

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

Huh...so you can have a triangle with more than one obtuse angle.

First time I’ve seen a wrong triangle. 

Police described the video operation, which recorded five women’s teams visiting the small Christian school

+1 osnap

Almost as quintessential AP as his stat line for the game: 20 carries, 81 yards, one fumble lost.

Jesus, this is clever.

+1. holy shit

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

Mark Sanchez: [comes out of retirement]

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

WOW

I’m very disappointed in you.