Floyd’s Owner: I-I-I never thought I’d survive. I totally screwed the pooch here.

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

Sherman added that he looks forward to their upcoming game against Cleveland this weekend so he can apologize in person.

Scene: NFL Head Office

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Fuck off shitlib.

Fuck. Off. If we want an Oklahoma Republican as a fallback option,  we'll get there eventually.  Until then, she's a second rate Sanders. 

That’s not how even basic human behavior works. I do like seeing the corporatists wringing their hands over this.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

John Bolton agrees and has determined we must lead a preemptive strike on Iran in response 

Wow. Just...wow.

(1/3) We are deeply saddened to announce that Aurora died earlier today. Aurora was the Academy’s longest serving live mascot. In her 23 years at USAFA, she interacted with tens of thousands of people at sporting venues and military and community events.

You mean when he gave a speech at the DNC convention begging his supporters to vote for Hillary?

i never imagined vikings would be this polite!1!

He strikes me as incredibly beige. I don’t know why he is getting any attention at all. He doesn’t have snowflake’s chance in hell; and this is definitely hell.

**unfollows**

My favorite part is that, whenever I see a post by John, Maddened, I prepare for a deep pun or reference.

14th time is the charm, they say