It leaves us drooling for more video proof.

Deadspin ought to be ashamed of itself. Articles like this only fan the phlegms.

The video has been helpfully Zaprudered

Beautiful. 

Here, take all the stars, dammit.

Looks like the folks who said none of the war criminals from the Bush administration will ever face justice spoke a little too soon.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

“Stanley died? Stanley who? The Cup guy?”

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

Hostages also have Stockholm Syndrome to look forward to. Us Jets fans just keep adding to our hatred for this fucked up team that we can’t stop rooting for.

At least with live sports you have the thin defense of “I’m just happy to be here”. If there’s a hostage with that mentality, I’ll watch the biopic.

All things considered, looking like a bunch of hostages is probably an upgrade for Jets fans. At least in theory, hostages have better places to be.

This is all simply a huge mistake. He thought he was punching Jon Gruden.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Partial custody is overrated anyhow.

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

employees told police this wasn’t the first time they had seen Howe masturbate there, but didn’t report it because they were hoping it was only a one-time thing.

Vastly underappreciated. 

And that episode was only from 2009. They are still backwards on a lot of issues. I don’t even watch anymore since they’ve gone full-in on the anti-political correctness bandwagon. And IDK why “Cissies” got such good reviews from progressives, it read as critical of gender fluidity to me; Cartman was blatantly abusing…