This is not one of those signature Trump defects that can readily be spun into a secret strength or as a subtle bit of advanced dealcraft that only experts and initiates can appreciate

they suspect the host, Seth Dunlap, of accessing the station’s Twitter account and tweeting the slur at himself.

If by “vomit”, you mean “un-eat”.

Sure, you’ll say hot dogs aren’t sandwiches.

Looks like he used his can opener.

Fortunately for the beer money sign man, Iowans tend to be more tolerant of old racists.

I’m not going to add on. I’m not going to be a part of this culture that can become very negative, can become very blaming, very much point fingers. I think as a parent, what responsibility do we have to teach our children? What society do we want this to become? How do we choose in the role we have to make a…

I would’ve thought Yang would be more into free throws.

Brees shouldn’t feel too bad about this. Plenty of middle-aged dudes develop a green thumb.

So we’ve got to figure out where we’re at there, and see what coach and Chris think [is] the best direction, and I know Adam will be the most self-honest person of all.

Looks like fall season has come early to Ohio.

Maybe Gronk actually believes that the damage done to his brain from playing football has been “fixed,” or maybe he’s just an overzealous pitch man.

It’s crazy. The teachers are [unintelligible]—I’m married to a teacher. My deceased wife is a teacher.

I wish her the bejst.

Scopolamine doping is apparently not unheard of 

Fully support this, though I’m surprised it took this long for Weezer to get a new frontman.

Got to love how Cleveland fans pour everything they have into the game.

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

Reporter: Now that you’ve defended your belt in Abu Dhabi, what will you do?

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