This is the what happens when you wait until you’re almost 60 to try weed.

JayZ says growing up in a single parent house causes people to have an “adverse feeling toward authority” which causes them to tell police “f*ck you” resulting in interactions that “causes people to lose lives.”

not a single one is as cool as the quick-thinking, high-speed catch made by New Zealand fistball player Samuel Kempf

When Drew Brees retires, he’s 100 percent going to become one of those guys who only wears tactical Oakleys and takes trips to Thailand to try to find sex traffickers.

But James Washington texted me, called me, talked to me in person, thanking me for that. And so the outside world was killing me for it; he thanked me and that’s all that really mattered. 

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

Eat shit.

Incidentally, this is a list of everything David Brooks eats the night before he writes a column.

How is this news? Everybody knows golf fans are easily shocked!11!

there is a person behind all the memes, a man beyond the punchline, a proud and once-successful coach behind the laughingstock.

Looks like it’s curtains for this guy.

People think it’s a gag, but the truth is that’s the first time The Fridge ever passed Jimmy John’s without stopping.

Both residents blame the turkey vulture invasion on their elderly neighbor, who they claim dumps hundreds of pounds of dog food in her yard every week for the vultures and other wildlife to feed on.

He’s a sole man.

There Is No Ethical Dissent Under Capitalism

Seems like McGregor just can’t hold a belt.

it’s a small little bone.

he might have a little too much Roy Moore in him.

Still cant knock me out

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…