I Can’t Wait To See How Roger Goodell Screws-

Undercover Cop: would you like a happy ending?

Bill Simmons: Baby, let’s get out there tonight. I’m feeling thirsty AF.

The player argues that he’s worth X

“(Young) flunked every sobriety test they gave to him.”

he choked the lion to death while defending himself.

The good news is, Ledet didn’t touch Walker once

This is why I always hit the drive-thru.

I just assume it’s sufficient to imagine the photograph above minus everything below the chin.

“Sean, Drew, Michael, Alvin. Guys. Listen. I’m sorry. You have to understand my position here. I wish I could help you. I really do. Nobody feels worse about this than I do. Except for you and your fans, of course. But I hate what this has done to the sport. I really do. The only worse possible outcome here would be…

Shurmur: Hello, we’re drafting you.

I haven’t seen a Republican this excited about involving big government in football since Chris Christie was in office.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Weird. Most of today’s self-identified patriots are totally okay with someone taking a shot in the back.

Not the first time McFadden’s copped out on a drive.

Don’t even have to read this article and I bet my new born child 99% of this is [shit]

If even he can become a forgotten man in the playoffs and be effectively replaced by a guy who got cut by three teams this season, then what hope does anyone else have? 

Yes, definitely avoid any words that might associate you with a genocide.

From: Ronald M.

Good Heavens. Is it me, or do these self-described “gay conservatives” seem to be trying to pull the proverbial wool over our eyes? Judging by their comments, these chaps seem positively cross!