Sadly, there’s no way she survives that first ejaculation.

It’s Now Even Harder For Former NFL Players To Prove They Have Dementia 

You forgot about the warmth of rubbing your hands over a glowing hot Nick Saban.

John Harbaugh’s decision not to give Flacco a shot means that the Ravens’ 23-16 loss to the Steelers in early November will almost for sure be Flacco’s final appearance with the franchise.

Dee Dee Megadoodoo

Me, neither. But +1 for the hell of it all.

Anthony Davis: I agree, Albert. This kind of thing raises serious eyebrow.

The only name more possibly unfortunate than Cole Bunce, Jr. is Cole Bunce II.

One guy already got a gun in my nephew’s face. Then began a push-push. The guys were with a machete, a knife, a grenade. And they threw the grenade at me.

It’s all love

The Steelers have been ass on the road lately, and though their backs are against the wall 

According to the foundation’s most recent tax filings, the items now have a combined value of of $975.

“Mr. Cool takes the SNAP.”

“For the foreseeable future, [LaCuesta] will not be preaching at funerals and he will have his other homilies reviewed by a priest mentor,” the statement read.

To be fair, the Packers coach is what the rugby player will look like in ten years.

It was into the third quarter by the time we got to the logistics of actually even getting the X-rays, and then they were less than readable.” The reason? “It was probably a dated piece of equipment, or what have you,” Tomlin said.

Seavey’s Dogs: Iditarod? More like We-did-some-rails!

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.