Deadspin ought to be ashamed of itself. Articles like this only fan the phlegms.

Looks like the folks who said none of the war criminals from the Bush administration will ever face justice spoke a little too soon.

+1

All things considered, looking like a bunch of hostages is probably an upgrade for Jets fans. At least in theory, hostages have better places to be.

Partial custody is overrated anyhow.

employees told police this wasn’t the first time they had seen Howe masturbate there, but didn’t report it because they were hoping it was only a one-time thing.

FBI Agents 1 and 2: [arrest Bell]

May Tebow come again in glory to hit better than than the .056 (1-for-18) he hit in Mets spring training this year. 

Not knowing how to take care of an animal, these Army morons crammed the two birds into crates.

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122, directly behind the end zone.

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

Troy Aikman: So selfish.

He went on to say that it was “like the L.A. Lakers down there.”

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Yigit: What happened?

It’s probably time for the dildo-tossers to get a new gag,

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

Rodgers gets to go home and add to his years-long list of reasons why he’d be justified in murdering his teammates and coaches.

Perhaps you did not plan on finding the phrase “Top Youth Soccer Recruits For Trump”

You can doubt the ethics all you want, Barry. But if there’s one thing we know the Saudis do in fact do, it’s interrogate themselves.