Not this guy’s fault he can’t leave the house for a hair appointment without falling into some hot chick’s bed.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

So, naturally he shanked one right when it meant the difference.

Detroit: Now that’s Urban decline, amirite?

In Heidi’s view, her husband “has kept his integrity intact.” And, by extension, she has kept hers.

It’s just very difficult to believe that there are a significant number of Angelenos, currently or in the future, who will ever emotionally invest in the Chargers.

“Better look out,” Thielen said. “It’s going to be an accidental hit.”

Tim Tebow: I’d like to request to be my own pallbearer, so that I can finally bury myself in something.

As a Saints fan, I’d like the team ownership to take no part in my burial, as I’d like to be remembered.

That is one next-level baller reply.

We lost Laremy and that kind of shook us up a little bit.

McVay said afterward that “if you’ve got to get six inches to win a football game, what better opportunity is there going to be?”

Shoulda told the dog to come first, amirite?

The owner’s first mistake was telling Zeus to take a bunch of laps.

Who knows what Irving will think by then? It’s basically a coin flip.

This is different from the typical Chargers home game, in which Philip Rivers pipes in his wife without protection.

To the horse’s credit, he did try to charge everybody’s drinks.

Kid’s got gumption. Which is what Kansans call an incurable eye infection.

“At the time, I was huge into conspiracies, and everybody’s been there. Everybody’s been there. Like, ‘Yooo, what’s going with our world?’ You know, you click the YouTube click and it’s like, how deep the rabbithole goes.”