Mike Vrabel Showed Brains And Balls

Reporter: Wow, Marrone really got you guys good. He sure got his revenge, didn’t he? Hoo boy, that was some low-down nasty shit to pull at the end there. Talk about unsportsmanlike, insult heaped on injury, and so on and so forth.

This is a foul for roughing the passer - the defender lands “with all or most of the defender’s weight” on the passer.

This being Washington, I presume “family friendly” means “no condoms”?

What was once subtext is now explicitly principle.

Tristan Thompson, Apparently Forgetting Everything That Happened This Summer

“They ruin the dress code, well — ask Adam. Look at Eve. That’s really all you got to get to. You can go back to the beginning of time. All you need is a time machine. And for my own literal interpretation of the book of Genesis to be accurate. And then you can ask a naked man a question he won’t understand because he…

I haven’t seen a guy put so much disgusting genetic material on someone else’s hotly anticipated dish since Donald Trump walked his daughter down the aisle.

Look, folks, not every fucking pizza is going to exceed expectorations.

Hey now. Not everyone has it as easy as you, cowgirlzsucksasecretarysdickbitch.

“conservatives are not only like Bryce Harper, but have become like the do-it-yourself punk rockers of the late 1970s and early 1980s.”

Mayfield received a lot of criticism coming out of college for being arrogant and short.

Gronkowski even declined to return the Lions’ calls

They do always say hindsight is 50/50

The Greeks have always had it in for the sons of Troy.

Live by the edgelord, die by the edgelord.

The League settled on Maroon 5 after Roger Goodell misunderstood Jerry Jones’s request, “Get me someone like last time, but with less personality and who sucks more.”

Ben Roethlisberger said he will not be practicing today. Taking a veteran’s day off.

Yep, only manly stuff for Harbaugh’s guys, like whole milk and a big old television.

Orrin Hatch: I would never say that woman lied. I merely called her crazy.