a giant grain of salt

Two Journos, One Championship Sporting Event

Not to me, he’s not!

Reincarnated John Madden: [gobble, gobble]

Gamers:Oh my God what is happening? Shouldn’t it at least be a touchback? What is this? How is this possible? Come on! That’s not right! You got to be kidding me!

Nice to know these fans will be in shape for the regular season.

If the meathead thought that display was egotistical, it’s a good thing he didn’t see Lalonde doing his curls.

This event also marked the first time in history a live audience was surprised to see a goofy incident followed by canned laughter.

the Pro Football Hall of Fame loves insane, sanctimonious asshole Ray Lewis but might change its own rules because of Terrell Owens.

Good for Brady. The man wears a lot of hats. Husband, father, aspiring alternative health guru, historically outstanding quarterback. He’s famously disciplined, and some would even call him an outright ascetic. I think he’s entitled to treating himself to a nice subwoofer.

he said Papa John’s stopped focusing on its “better ingredients” mantra and made misguided changes, such as tweaking the red and green in the logo “to cater to the millennials.”

he grabbed a nosy fan’s phone and hurled the damn thing into a construction zone

I met my wife on twitter

Gayle Benson reportedly helped her husband compile and maintain a list of grievances against his daughter and grandchildren, so he could reference it while his memory and mental facilities declined 

This guy has some ball.

He will also have to perform a few days of community service

I’ve heard of wearing all kinds of hats, but this is beyond the pail.

Oh, shit. That last line should read “Malcolm angered me.” Fucked up the edit.

Shaughnessy: I’d like to ask about Malcolm Butler.

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