Meanwhile, the hoverboard is still JR Smith’s preferred vehicle.

Tim Tebow: Doctor, I’d like to have the bone made into a wife.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Knowing Gordon, he’s just keeping us all in suspensions.

Jesus. Who’d have thunk that in 2018 America so many stupid, half-literate white people would rush desperately to the defense of an old racist rich guy who owns a totally useless business that profits by underbidding and cutting corners, who created some of the ugliest branding in the history of capitalism, who has a…

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

Irrelevant

So, what you’re saying is, it’s head with teeth or nothing?

You could probably get Arturo to find out.

Regardless, she seems like she’s got some good head on his shoulders.

No longer is it considered disgraceful or uncouth to be seen with a San Francisco 49er.

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

In case anybody wants to reach out to Mr. Lieberman and express their feelings about his op-ed, they’ll find his phone number and email address here: https://www.kasowitz.com/people/joseph-i-lieberman/

Minnesota must feel totally screwed. It’s not often a player admits he’s done leveling up.

Remember: His dad said that “if Colton’s not the one,” don’t waste his time.

Unfortunately for the caller, Sterling has no law against having an open container of whoop-ass.

All chairs, too.

This is high-level comedy we’re dealing with here, and it might just be over your head.

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

helping to pull the man from his utterly obliterated vehicle