Damn it, Timothy. Pissing contests should end with a shake.

Watching Rioux reminds me of playing basketball when I was 12. Except the basket is higher than five feet and none of the other players are imaginary.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

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🎵I have shit on you-u-u-u🎵

he was house-hunting for his mother-in-law

Rovell Daily Times’s slogan is “Self-Owned and Self-Owning.”

Seahawks Guy was arrogant enough to burn one of his timeouts to keep the game going. Stupid!

“KD! You cheesebutt!”

Jim Tomsula: Poor soul was probably confused and made an honest mistake. Bet she thought it was the off-season.

That injury left fans in the dark for over two months

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Fox News is a disgrace to journalism. Who has to make up a lie to complain about Philadelphia?

These fans are still invited to the White House to be part of a different kind of ceremony

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

You know what they say. The best revenge is signing with a team across the country and becoming a movie star. Just kidding. JR Smith is totally going to live in James’s basement in Los Angeles.

You can’t ragequit a Steph Curry game because it’s real life. You can’t really do anything else about it, either.

In Cleveland those expletives would have been first string.

These State Farm ads are getting pretty good!

You know, Chris, those tables don’t set unfold themselves.