I’m surprised this wasn’t on TNT.

Not to split hairs, Patrick, but I think James only needs to do that three times for the Warriors to win.

Schwarz: I was just trying to see if you knew exactly what his state of mind was.

The only good thing about JR Smith making such a huge blunder is that he is the only member of the team unlikely to be affected psychologically by the knowledge that he made such a huge blunder.

Let’s take a deep breath, everyone. My gut tells me that we Cavs fans have a lot to look forward to before these Finals are over. Like, maybe Draymond Green gets punched.

He wasn’t cleared by our medical staff

Minor league games are usually a shit show.

I haven’t seen a cat this shredded since Donald Trump’s pig roast.

“I was totally supportive of [the players] until Trump made his statement,”

*I’m* sorry *you’re* such a little bitch.

Southwest released a statement and said they were sorry “if our interaction made this family uncomfortable.” 

Great timing. He’s about the right age for a Colangeloscopy.

When he’s not working on his charity, he’s spending time with his family and his dog, Sniper.

In response, Sean Hannity reminded viewers that the only reason Osama Bin Laden survived the 9/11 attacks was that Giuliani rolled up his sleeves and punched him so hard he flew all the way back to Afghanistan and landed safely in a pile of harvested opium pods.

Sometimes shit happens

Nowadays it seems like everyone tries to pass the puck.

Looks like you had a pretty wild Saturday night.

Aw, this makes me kind of weepy. The Trump people have come so far. I remember when campaign surrogates had to go to progressive Broadway musicals to get triggered by booing crowds.

Yikes, man, wow. It’s comments like these that make me glad I never learned how to read.

My penis. I know, I know. What boy wasn’t obsessed with his ding-dong? His tallywacker? His angry senator? His passionate soccer fan? But you asked, and all I can say is, mine continues to grow on me.