Hahaha. Holy shit.

This is why I never ski. I wouldn’t trust a gondola as far as it could throw me.

More like I-did-’er-wrong, amirite?!/1?

Gasser’s partner in crime is thought to still be at large.

As long as they’re open-minded and whatever they were arguing about, they get it figured out.

[Ticking sound of a clock’s seconds hand moving]   

The governor’s staff told the students that Ducey was unavailable

Asked how he came by this wisdom, Shaq said he’d consulted his inner policeman.

Not surprising. Many Lakers fans pride themselves on eating Nuggets for breakfast. If you can call a meal you eat at 2 in the afternoon breakfast.

It’s all gonorrhea with the wind now.

Fuck that’s stressful to watch. Lot’s changed since my day, when we did normal kid stuff, like passing around keyboard cleaner or chlamydia.

I liked the “Steel Man” argument better when it was called the Rogerian argument.

Joke’s on you! She died of a heart attack!1!

Russian Raysism?

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

He does look like he’s spent years in the box.

Rovell actually looks pretty good for a guy who hasn’t raised his hands above his shoulders in twenty years.

could eventually end the partnership of the two sports giants.

Typical Minnestoa barberism.

Nice looking out by Amanda here. If only we all had family members willing to be our lips and assholes online.