Adam Gase: Maybe we could draft this Rosen kid. But I don’t know. Trent Dilfer says he’s too smart. Hey Jay Cutler. You too have been a quarterback for years.

Authorities are questioning a rival program that recently entered a rebuilding phase.

Some say Shivlyakov give new meaning to the term “deadlift.” But they have not seen his clean-and-jerk, which the weightlifter performs in a French maid’s outfit.

Uhoh

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

He said Harden’s staredown of Johnson was longer than Tom Brady’s definitely normal lips-on-lips kiss with his son. But was it really?

Great scoop.

That little chuckle before “and then I just shot it” is the most hurtful thing that’s ever been uttered by one NBA player about another.

Kraft: Heya pal! Long time! I see you’ve got a baby.

Russell Wilson: Drink as much water as possible. That’s what we do in the NFL.

they will keep him on the roster next year

I’m just glad he found the right meme.

After blowing a .15 on a breathalyzer, Donahue was charged with a DWI and reckless driving 

How’d he die, anyway?

What spirit! Once again, Andrew Luck shows us the difference between having a permanent chip on your shoulder and having one in it.

[more active screaming]

I’m a little irked that someone in Tom Brady’s inner circle is raking in a fortune for consigning a trophy they didn’t earn 

That is not a word in my vocabulary but I now understand how it sounds on the video.

Huh. I thought this was more of a point addition.

I guess this means everyone is going to have two drinks?