I thought she already went for broke.

he made his way across the country in a “big rig” before being dropped off by a “McDonald’s near a tall building” Monday night.

Oddly, Schairer said, he felt nothing.

Joe Lauzon busted him in the dick and balls with the “sheer power” of an unintentional knee

“David came in and was livid that Julio won,” Mish told New Times.

Rough day for the BPD. While left-leaning media are criticizing the organization for praising a white guy for Black History Month, right media are tearing them apart for honoring a Red.

the other hosts laugh about how funny it is and inform Fauria that Yee actually “sounds like a Caucasian.”

After listening to that voicemail, I don’t know what I’m more surprised by, that Deadspin has a phone number or that Richie Incognito has it.

Don’t misunderstand. I think it’s hilarious. But goddamn, it is all pretty squarely the opposite of what most of us teach our kids.

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Fan: Mmmm... foal asshole.

I’d say Davis should go for a long speed skate to blow off some steam, but not too much, in case he melts the ice!1!!

I don’t know if this young man has a future in pro football, not now that I’ve seen his tendency to...

“My word is my bond. Once you break that, there’s nothing left,”

I live in a black and white world. Either you’re in or you’re out.

Where I come from, most forwards hang out with shooting guards.

Whether she can maintain that poise rests in part on whether she can get through adolescence without learning that, at one point in time, tens of thousands of Internet people (to estimate conservatively) imagined her father (who will probably be a pastor by then) to be in possession of a tremendous wang.

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Tom, if you understood anything about asexual reproduction, you’d see this shit was downright Caligulan.

Game of Jawns