Reached for comment, Cooke said, “Daddy always said I would one day have my own racist sport’s pogrom.”

Okay!

People making fun of him for being bad doesn’t affect him. He honestly just seems a bit empty.

Goro has aged pretty well! Also, I guess those SAG memberships really do pay off.

Though the ruling cost Spicher $3,200, he kept a first-place lead going into Final Jeopardy and won.

Lewis: My job is to win a World Championship

If The UFC Wants Conor McGregor To Defend His Belt, They Should Pay Up

Actually, I’m pretty sure history has beaten the shit out of the Browns.

The Browns Had 16 Chances To Win A Game This Season

You can look, ladies of Philly, but the law says you can’t touch. 

He erased his own legacy here

Okay, Ron.

“What I’ve always said is I know nothing about that. I can only speak for what he has been to me and the players,” Rivera said Tuesday. “A fellow adult I’m afraid to call by his first name.”

I for one was expecting him to pull something bigger out of his hat.

I’ll have you know, RumHammered, had I gone to college I would never have indulged in group crush fetish, not even with my most intimate Greek system bros.

Sage Northcutt is closing out 2017 with a bang.

I hate to tell you but Chicago is part of the United States.

If only this man were made U.S. ambassador to North Korea, Kim Jong Un would see Americans are really just like him.

Heh

Uh, well, ah, there’s like another universe where I didn’t confuse them. That’s where I’m posting this from. Bernie Sanders is President, and we successfully stopped global warming in time to save the weather as people in your universe used to know it.