So what, Werner Heisenberg was like ten when he smothered a cat in a shoebox and lied his way out of it.

The NFL and NFLPA announced today in a joint statement

Did you expect to Wagner to cite small comedian Kevin Hart 

Doing MAGA football is, even if probably ill-advised, at least a gamble on filling a perceived space in the market.

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.

The weirdest thing about this movie is that there are only 3 Star Wars movies.

At that time, I don’t like saying, ‘No mas,’ but, listen, it was time to get out of there

“Bitch, I Got Lawyer Money”

Whatever, who doesn’t eventually start to sound like a goddamn idiot after sitting around listening to Marley?

Derek Jeter Won’t Even Show His Face

I haven’t seen a Canadian stuffed animal crash like that since attending a 2009 fundraiser for Rob Ford.

despite near-impossible kicking conditions.

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Fake noose!

“that man don’t know nothing about choking. He ain’t from where I’m from.”

How would I make the front office look bad? I coach a football team. 

But was Acevedo hurt?

Sai Anything

We didn’t have the Game of Thrones set professionals.

After a self-imposed exile, guard Derrick Rose flew to Cleveland this morning