These guys are awful. Though I feel we should cut Harvey Weinstein some slack. After all, his girlfriend is in a persistent vegetative state.

“If I die helicopter skiing, you have the right to do the exact same thing I’m doing to Roy Halladay. He got what he deserved.” 

Jerry Jones’s mounting efforts

Reached for comment, Tebow said he was tempted but doubted the Nazis would listen to another virgin.

tagging him with the “failure to disclose a medical condition” designation.

Everybody roots for the little guy, and that’s Ramsey all the way. You can’t tell how short he is until you see him talking to those average-sized reporters.

That’s the important thing. I’ve thrown the key away. I don’t even know ‘it” or what you’re talking about. Because I’ve eliminated that whole painful part from my mind.

This marks the first time in Florida history that anyone has successfully stopped someone named AJ from fighting.

Giri, I think you forgot to file this to “Boners”.

“All right, guys, let’s eat a W tonight! Now get out there and crack a leg!”

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

I give McAdoo credit for just going out there and facing the press. Even if he did wear camouflage.

Just another old white guy flipping his lid over what he sees as back-on-back violence.

Many old white people say they are pleased to see Scully still does most of this thinking inside the box.

Cougars: Typical college boy.

I wanna see you sticking your hands up these guys asses and workin’ ‘em like a fuckin’ puppet!

Damn. It’s freakish how those things appear to wrap all the way around. The barnacles cover the ball’s circumference, too.

Stephenson got a Flagrant 1 for all his trouble. 

Gordon: [returns in Week 13]

A sports blog for dyslexics like myself filed this to “Boner Rele”.