Who knew Jeopardy contestants were so patriotic?

Once they reached London, Jacksonville players experienced a pronounced difference in how they viewed themselves.

[fart sound]

I killed the game today with that play. I’ve just got to be better than that.

I have a problem with nocturnal submissions, too.

—Brett Favre

The Lions finished just inches short

Then he got down on all fours, lifted his leg, and pretended to pee.

Some NFL fans, who found these protests disrespectful, reportedly responded by booing in multiple stadiums.

What’s your problem? You think flags don’t matter?

Trump: Fake sports!

Good point, Mr President. I don’t always agree with you, but this time you speak the incontrovertible truth. No matter what they tell you, never back down from this single crucial truth: the NFL needs fewer penalties.

Lynch kinda tried to run him over with his Tesla.

I blame society for encouraging folks to try kicking their horse habits.

I was a fair-skinned Irish boy, after all. These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink. I always hydrate afterward, too, to keep my skin from peeling.

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

So ... you’re saying Internet commenting is not a sport?

Oof. Rocky start.

That’s when, according to records filed in court, police said Adelman, 47, ran up to them and “took a fighting stance”

After the game, Headley announced he was joining the Angels.