She also claimed to have gone to the NFL asking for help in March, then went to police a few months later.

[holds it in]

it’s uncharted territory for me.

We’re told Timmons had spoken with his baby mama who lives there and had told her he missed the baby and wanted to visit.

Setting: Locker Room in Wisconsin

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So great. For this Chargers team, this is definitely a shot in the ass, I mean, arm.

On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

huh, i thought the mayo curse was an irish-american thing

Bills Fan: Rich-ass snobs.

Nice try, but a child could recognize these are ESPN’s color commentators.

i’m beginning to think Hill should have settled for firing a missile over Japan.

I mean, I’m no lawyer, but this seems more like a case of anti-rapist bias.

“We never asked any other anchors to do last night’s show. Period.”

Alex Jones: [in usual garbage disposal voice] “So, you’re saying I should sacrifice a human infant to a bloody icon of Barack Obama fornicating with Hillary Clinton on top on American flag?”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Ooh. Zingers.

So, to address the elephant in the room

Oh dear. Looks like I should have added “1!11" at the end after all.

+1

This was super eye-opening. Offensive linemen can talk?