You forget how bad that sucks. I played darts by myself yesterday for an hour and a half

Great, another Irishman going on about the size of the boat.

We don’t know for sure what the selection committee may have been thinking when they nominated Smith.

Brian Kelly Can’t Resist An Opportunity To Be Passive-Aggressive

The reality of the moment is sweet. That’s something that is subtle but special. When I look back on this time, when all this is said and done, I’ll always be grateful for this day.

On seeing the blowjob photo, Rex Ryan said, “Hot. But they could’ve left something to the imagination.”

I want Carson back!

Bill Cowher: Colin, your silence speaks volumes.

This is a downer.

Smart move. Only a few hours until the Sharks arrive.

Emmitt Smith: Some say that as a Texan, Judge Amos should recuse himself. But that begs the question. What if he committed no crime in the first place?

Basically you have a choice to make. Going forward, do you not have sex with her, or does she not have sex with you?

as a new haole guy on the island

I’m not a football expert.” The commissioner added that he’s a huge fan of the game, but he’s not a “football person.”

But please remember the inviolable rule of Cleveland Browns drafts: It’s not that they make bad choices, it’s that bad things happen to good players after the Browns pick them.

I love a good double-header.

Charles Kraver Sr. got into an argument with Lynda Soundara

Reached for comment, Harper said, “Also, the curtains match the braids.”

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

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