That you, President Trump?

I don’t disagree.

Everyone involved here seems like a dumb asshole.

Wow, a text message conspiracy to make a millionaire cough up ten thousand dollars. It’s almost like the legal system failed her and she felt she was out of options.

If only stodgy NFL coaches could be more like Klopp.

“To make this player auction needs something. I know. Let’s have the moon-faced white man hold up Antonio Brown’s head on a stick.”

Woods said he had an “unexpected reaction” to prescription medication.

This is way better than this guy’s other NSFW video, “Frisbee Son Fuckin’ Jacks It.”

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

Bennett remained on the bench with a towel over his shoulders

Screw these morons.

stop you’re killing me

Good one!

He should sue his employer. That’s what my wife did when she got a bulging dick in her lower back. Now we’ve got four cars and a vacation house in Tahoe.

Thompson would have been wise to abide by the time-tested American tradition of only describing your own hometown in terms of its worst neighborhoods.

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There are many layers to Kushner. Beneath the business suit layer, you’ve got the tennis pair ensemble layer. Beneath the tennis pair ensemble layer, you’ve the Mormon singlet layer. Beneath the Mormon singlet layer, you’ve got the French Riviera speedo layer. Beneath the French Riviera speedo layer, you’ve got the…

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The Browns Really Want You to Buy this Whole Brock Osweiler Thing

I for one would not be interested. You know Brady would get, like, a ton of soft ball questions.