Finally, FloCombat comes into its own.

Blitz was safely returned last night, but not before falling into the hands of a local rapper named Boogotti Kasino 

Dudes, lay off. Allen loves fookball.

The Furry and bestiality communities have rallied around this case, reposting Whitehead’s picture under #missingsandwich.

To be fair, most folks wait until after the kids to get into swinging.

Yep, he looks like Joe Paterno.

Mayweather: You punk, you faggot, you ho.

Wow, Metallica hasn’t disgraced a field like this since releasing the Black Album.

Asked about the current status of his relationship with his girlfriend, Roberts replied, “it’s very touch and go.”

Marketers are considering abandoning the suggestion that the shoes can make you a better player in favor of a guarantee that the shoes will make you feel like your dad is an insufferable prick.

I for one look forward to her Tweets about Jameis Winston making up the Holocaust.

Some problems benefit those with pterodactyl wingspans, some require pure muscle, and some test your balance. There’s something for everyone.

+2 dipshits with one stone

The Pay-Per-View Spit Roast of Dana White

Jeb: Derek, I don’t know where to go from here. How did we get to this place?

“I’d hit it.”

See, these questions only lead to more questions.

Yes, but is Joey Chestnut an expert?

This is hilarious.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?