Wow the guy in the middle looks pretty short for a goalie.

But kind of a rough coincidence her cartoon just happened to be wearing its “Thug Life” shirt that night.

Emma, you forgot #52, just ahead of Tom Brady: Beinghitby A. Car.

And here I thought the only exploding dick in tennis was John McEnroe!!1!

“There are a lot of layers to penetrate.”

The premise is that we could all use a little fucking levity.

And they run off to some other place where the grass looks greener

Weird. The moose doesn’t look horny.

“When I break you, we’ll see”

Nor a serious hype video. And I can see why McGregor wouldn’t try to get into Mayweather’s head. None of the exits are clearly marked.

One bleeds badly from a face lift. The other bleats badly in a face plant.

It wasn’t until years later that the boy realized his father had actually disowned him.

♫ I just met y’all

Wimbledon Announcer: Hope is the thing with feathers.

Is Shannon Sharpe so big a draw

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

What begins with glue, ends in glue.

Family members, close friends, even Young’s pastor describe Fisher as “jealous” and “envious” of the QB. 

Well, he does keep telling crowds to bring their kids to Comet Pingpong...

Hooverballs come in two styles, “His” and “Hernias”.