The Progressive Liberal believes in health care for all . . . when he’s through with them.

Emmitt Smith: Wrong, Albert. Peter King is the socialist here. He likes everybody.

The NFL is blaming the error on the Indian they paid to design it.

These owners must come from pretty open-minded, laid-back communities. My neighbors all complained and ultimately had me arrested when I attempted to enter my ugly dog.

Two Girl, No Cup

Sumter County sheriff’s deputies and a SWAT team raided one Villager’s house Wednesday morning, after complaints from residents

I will treasure what that guy has done for me

More like “whip-it bad”, amirite?

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

It’s really something to hear about the safest holes “in the history of golf” from the most dangerous hole in the history of America.

Well, not all of us are into incest.

^For those who used Cliff’s Notes in high school.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

I will eat the berry for lunch. 

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On yesterday’s show, Mike Francesa passed along the Supreme Court’s ruling on whether a slur could be registered as a trademark

As usual, the spitting image can’t compete with the swallowing video.

Given the league’s historic indifference to player concussions, it seems likely Kraft’s delegation will show an openness to a two state solution.

You’d think liberal Chicago would be nicer to a guy who’s put so many years into going green1!!1

Jon Gruden II: A big motivator was bullies asking how many times Dad dropped Deuce.