If you go to Red Lobster you are a horrible human being. Period.

If Brady loses, he will absolutely appeal. To do otherwise is an admission of guilt.

I make more, I own a home, I have kids, and I’m not a close-minded fool who hates everyone who disagrees with him, so I win. Also, my job actually contributes positively to society, unlike yours. Look at you, riding your ethical high horse, and you’re one of the Wall Street types who nearly destroyed this country with…

Free pre-review of your novel: It sucks. Stop writing and get a productive job that benefits society, like at McDonald’s. You don’t have any worthwhile thoughts to contribute.

Right, I disagree with you, so I must be useless to society. Very open-minded of you. Let’s compare, shall we? How much do you make? Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? How much do you give to charity per year? Do you volunteer? What are you studying (obviously it’s not the English language, since you don’t…

Breaking: Russell Wilson is still an idiot.

Really, so being a perpetual student pays six figures these days? Congratulations.

/yawn. Nobody cares. Go cry about being paid minimum wage to Bernie Sanders.

You can’t understand simple sentences, but I’m somehow the dumb one? Again I ask: What level of education have you completed?

For Pete Carroll it’s always someone else’s fault. He is such a crybaby.

I’m replying to the correct person: That’s why I wrote ‘they’ and not ‘you’. You do know the difference, right?

No, I never stated that I didn’t care; I stated that I wouldn’t be at fault. I would absolutely care, I just wouldn’t feel guilty. Those are two very different things. What level of education have you completed?

Congratulations, you successfully understand the nature of capitalism: paying people to do things you don’t want to do. There’s nothing wrong with that whatsoever.

Chip Kelly is worthless, but I hate to see him fired, because I was hoping to watch him run the Eagles into the ground for a few more years.

These people need to get some perspective. It’s just a football team. Move on. There are real problems in the world.

False. Tom Brady is brilliant.

Yes, actually, that is literally exactly what they wrote. Try again, with reading comprehension above a fourth grade level this time!

Thank you for that stunning insight into this discussion. Truly, a worthwhile contribution!

That’s actually your idea of responsibility, not mine. You’re projecting. I think the opposite.

You think insulting someone is morally equivalent to wishing death upon them? Interesting theory.