I actually think it’s the whole tipped wage system that’s shitty. Employers should just pay people what they’re worth, not count on customers to fill in the gaps because they’re too cheap.

Yes, they absolutely deserve to die because they disagree with you about abortion. That’s a totally reasonable position. Well done.

If you don’t think it’s safe enough to drive, don’t drive! Problem solved. If you choose to drive under bad conditions, that’s your fault, not mine. If I invite a friend over to come watch the football game in the middle of a blizzard, and he comes over and gets in an accident, is it my fault he got in the accident…

Sure, run away because you lost the argument like a little baby.

We have freedom of speech; I can complain about whatever I want, whenever I want.

Yes, you did. Dehydration causes death. So does food poisoning, so now you’ve done it twice. You are a sick and twisted person. Basically, you’re being fascist.

Exactly. The decision is the business owner’s, not the customer’s.

It’s ‘your’, not ‘you’re’. Learn how apostrophes work and try again.

Somebody doesn’t understand how insurance (or, for that matter, capitalism) works.

‘thank you for your service’? He didn’t serve in the military. Give me a break.

For you I wouldn’t tip at all. For people who aren’t assholes I give excellent tips.

Right, everyone who disagrees with your morality must be an idiot. Thanks for playing, Ted Cruz.

Do you always wish death upon people who disagree with you, or only when it comes to delivery service? Regardless, still not my problem.

#NotMyProblem.

I think you meant, ‘I’m an idiot’.

If you’re open, I’m ordering. I don’t care about your preferences.

Don’t like it? Get a different job. It’s not my problem if you don’t like it.

If they’re open, you can order delivery. If they’re not, you can’t. It is not your job to worry about the safety of the delivery guy, that’s his and his employer’s job. Tip at the regular rate.