“I don’t like how this character/scenario plays out and I’m holding that against the game” is not the mature functioning opinion you think it is. 

So the only real negatives are some pacing issues because the rest don’t actually impact the enjoyment of a game for people of sound mind and judgement?

Easy buy!

Thank you for opening the excuse to be racist to the following due to centuries of imperialism/violence:

- The Chinese
- Japanese
- Turks
- Persians
- Mongols
- Spaniards
- Descendants of dozens, if not hundreds of pre-Colonial empires throughout continental Africa.

Super good and cool to have a blanket excuse to…

Damn. Maybe the Dems should have put forward a better candidate if they wanted to win. Maybe fucking relitigate that endlessly in your head for five years instead of blaming people for not voting for a terrible candidate.

Wat content warning do you put on a game for people like this?

I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing this. If this was an asshole dude making some dumb reaction post about ‘historical accuracy’ in shooters, Kotaku would have posted his name, address, medical records, and place of employment. Here they won’t even link to a specific post otherwise these nightmare goblins dregs of…

Damn, you and Julia are really fixated on saying slurs. Are they that close to the tip of your tongue that you can’t imagine other people not wanting to say them? That’s fucked up. 

Damn. Solid multiple attempts to take a dig at my username. Very funny and creative of you. Anyways, ACAB and that includes joke cops, joke cop.

Lol this person was in another thread arguing that making jokes people don't like should land you in jail.

Get the fuck over yourself, joke cop. 

People are allowed to not laugh at jokes they don’t like. Don’t like the content? Change the channel. That’s the only acceptable ‘comeuppance’ that should stem from jokes. Implying that there should be some sort of actual punishment for telling a joke that you don’t like is fascist, you fucking sociopath.

Lol. Off-colour jokes and racial slurs/hate crimes are absolutely equal and should be judged on the same basis. You are very intelligent.

Yes. We’re the exhausting ones. Certainly the people who demand everyone walk on eggshells lest they be punished for jokes are good and cool.

Dang. People who agree with you are terrifying. I hope you never hold any institutional power. 

Do you get to decide what qualifies as ‘punching down’? 

You think people should get comeuppance for off-colour jokes? 

Brought to our attention initially by Joe “Kongablooey” Negron on Twitter,

The Merchant isn’t spilling out of his clothes or making disgusting moaning/grunting noises while I’m in the menu. Merchant wins by sheer lack of gross.

It’s got its own Anor Londo, too!

So this is what passes for culture and art these days, huh?