Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

by Nathan Grayson.

probably

My memory is often foggy and I mistake New Jersey for Palestine all the time.

Dang. You guys really don’t like when people have to face the consequences of their actions, huh?

Nothing. Both are pretty meh tbh.

Oh thank jebus this actually includes Castle of Cagliostro.

Oh thank jebus this actually includes Castle of Cagliostro.

Jason Schreier, my favourite Kotaku writer. <3

Jesse L. Martin and John Wesley Shipp are , without fail, the best parts of every episode they are in. I absolutely adore their different fathering techniques for Barry, and in a way make me wish I had a father that was similar to any one of the two. Shipp hams EVERY scene, but it’s just so god damned endearing with…

I thought Infinite Warfare was the name of the franchise amirite make it stop

Wow! You made fun of a dead person!? You’re the coolest, edgiest person on the internet. I bet all the kids in your fourth grade home room class think you’re hilarious.

Okay but what’s Gawker’s obligation?

I really enjoyed Curse of Monkey Island. It really retained the charm and soul of the first two titles. It’s everything that comes afterward that really screwed the pooch.

I unabashedly love point and click adventure games and I DESPERATELY want to enjoy this one, but alas, this particular visual style frightens the shit out of me, and I cannot play it alone.

-A 26 year old.

because why appreciate a beautifully designed game when there’s winning to be done, right? GOTTA BE THE BEST OR IT’S NOT WORTH PLAYING.

If you sat there masturbating to sharp polygons and poorly mapped textures then you had a serious problem, or a severe lack of resources.

Oh blow it out your ass. People are having a (for the most part) reasonable conversation, and you’re just sitting here instigating with your cut and paste putdown bullshit.

That’s... simply not enough content to warrant the $120CDN price tag for game+season’s pass.

Casually walking down the road with an assault rifle and RPG.

The ideal future of the GOP.

The Empire is building another Death Star, but stronger.