How many times do you have to tell people to wear a fucking helmet???

Or Milo and Otis, the greatest story of friendship ever told?

I've said this before, but the number of people spelling it "Sketchers" is through the roof. Get your branding team on it, Skechers!

First off, that account for The Machine is a parody account.

Second, the Greek system at Alabama has always been a particularly poisonous and awful one - everyone in the state knows that, trust me - but it's asinine to crucify the entire student body for this. The fraternities and sororities still constitute a minority…

@TheUAMachine is a parody account, albeit the absurdity of the real-life Machine makes the parody account's tweets far too believable.

Imma let you finish but Les Stroud is the greatest survivalist of all time. OF ALL TIME

So neither of these men have played lacrosse is years. Your title should read "Young men who went to a prep school together years ago and may/may not have played on the same lacrosse team (based on the age difference) arrested for alleged drug ring". I just don't really get the lax bro reference. The high school coach…

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I wasn't really going for trollishness. More like satire.

Hi, just breezing through here. Didn't read the article but wanted to comment on the picture. That woman would be so much prettier if she just smiled. Anyway, I'm heading to the gym now to hit on the women while they're trying to work out. I think I'm going to ask the hot blonde I have a crush on to smile for me…

It's Duking, and it's always been Duking.

http://www.state.gov/documents/orga… "A child born in an immigration detention center physically located in the United States is considered to have been born in the United States and be subject to its jurisdiction. This is so even if the child's parents have not been legally admitted to the United States and, for…

Under U.S. Immigration law, it does not matter if the child is born in the U.S. outside of detention facility or in the U.S. in a detention facility. Children born to non-citizen detainees in a detention center still acquire U.S. Citizenship at birth.

Yes, I was just thinking the same thing. As someone who did voice over training (but never did much w/it), one of the main things you learn is how to break down a script—analyzing the message and then marking it up with words/phrases you want to give emphasis to, where to pause and breathe—and then practicing…

Um, isn't a primary part of voiceover work Reading The Script And Saying The Words Out Loud? I realize that scripts can change during a production but at some point in the process wouldn't you as a voice performer have to realize what the fuck you were saying?

Eh, I'm with XX527 on this one - Frederickson says she's trimmed her time, but "she's totally eased up!" reads snarky, as if the author thinks that the one hour, six times a week schedule is still crazy.

So it sounds like she lost a lot of weight to win a lot of money and now she's healthy and rich. Sorry haterz.

Eh, I'm on a medically-supervised weight loss plan and I have lost 16 pounds in 4 weeks. I expect to have lost 20+ pounds by week 6. It's actually not an unrealistic amount of weight to lose or gain in that amount of time, depending on your size. Especially since I'm guessing a fair portion of what she regained was…

Ehh, I'm not going to speculate about how healthy someone else is, but it's possible that a fair amount of that 20 pounds could have been water weight. I'm a weirdo that watches shows about boxing and UFC fighters, and they have to "cut weight" beofre fights to meet, say, a 135 pound limit, and they will sweat and cut…

Probably a great place to catch whooping cough, too.