1. FUCK Joe Ricketts. He’s a fucking plague.

I mean, Keith David, maybe.

11 AM at the Stab Factory:

[Woke StabCo Employee]: “Wait, you mean these body-shaped things I’ve been stabbing at work every day are people? They were covered with sheets until like last week, but it’s been weird stabbing them when you can see the people. God, this one just screamed! That almost makes me want to stop…

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It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

I do dislike her.

She’s been covering abuse for years. She covered for her brother when he tortured and killed the family dog. The women has no soul.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Seriously, if your going to a church then you are probably already either 1) At the lower end of the IQ spectrum in the U.S. or 2) Old and about to die.

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Not to mention they weren’t supposed to get that far anyway.

...Scott Brooks is a Colin Cowherd fan I see

I can’t fall in love again, knowing that in 3 years he’s going to be traded for 2 bench PGs and a ham sandwich with a torn meniscus. I won’t be hurt by this front office any more

Right, people are “jealous” of their relationship.

You think saying “you may make tens of millions of dollars at a game I wanted to be good at but was horrible at, but I spent my own money making a shoe that everyone laughs at” is a good own?

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

Wait, Goldwater is not a synonym for pee?

I totally agree with this. I believe every word that Cross says here, it makes perfect sense. It is also totally offensive in the context that it happened, so he still should be apologizing for coming off as a racist, not simply explaining it away and insisting he isn’t racist. The recipient is the one who was…

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!