He’s 40 years old. I know it’s taboo and “doubting Brady” to posit that he is mortal and subject to the passage of time, but he’s going to have weeks where his arm just looks washed. Maybe a lot of weeks, maybe only a few. But they will happen.

Excellent gif usage 10/10

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Taylor Swift is a feminist the same way the “beef” in a White Castle hamburger is meat.

Is it weird that I think it’s because he’s about to get a job in the Trump Administration?

REALLY disappointed David Roth doesn’t live in Panama

It’s astonishing that premiere players have to go through this rigamarole while Matt Stafford can make gazillions by simply taking a shit on the field for 16 weeks.

He might be fired allowed to resign, but he won’t be prosecuted.

That also explains why the deputy was suspended immediately and there’s a distinct lack of wypipo saying, “Well actually. . . . “

Well the rider is white so I guess that explains why he’s not dead. Regardless of this this incident is fucking terrifying and this fucking psychopath needs to be fired ASAP.

The Next Matt Stares

“But the main thing is the city didn’t ask us to become a shelter then.”

What Would “Prosperity Jesus” Do?

Fuck the prosperity gospel. Straight=up cancer.

She is a terrible person with occasional brief flashes of humanity if it affects her personally.

Just needs to hold out until Christmas, so Black Santa will bring her some ratings.

As if the cops could resist getting to lay down the law on some poor people.

apart from the Coon thing

Obviously the only solution to the problem of police brutality is to give the police LESS accountability for their actions. I can’t see anything going wrong with a law like this.

After consultation with my Generals and military experts