Without a doubt Chicago > Detroit, but Michigan > Illinois

That’s the bat flip of slides

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

Lol no.

“I don’t like towelheads.”

+1 burning cross

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

That was great and I was right with him until that last line.

I’m sure his “realization” has nothing at all to do with the fact that his approval ratings dropped five points in two days. Historic lows across the board.

‘Nazis have smaller hands than mine!’

Thank you for transcribing my immediate first thought into a headline

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

“That’s some good Kinja Lou.”

“I’m good man who made a stupid comment.”
-Springfield Police officer Lariviere

I feel like the lede here should be “Conor Oberst was falsely accused of rape, and OH HEY uses the opportunity when asked about it to be publicly compassionate toward women who’ve been assaulted.”

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

Half?

As opposed to what he would give to his kids, Jay decided to give football one last shot.