The press is going to go with that and I cannot live with that.

Kind of insulting to animals though.

“I wouldn’t say it was a lie. That’s a pretty bold accusation”

“It looked like Edgar, but not really. Like something was wearing Edgar — an Edgar suit....”

He should be beat up as an adult as well.

I have no problem with Leah Remini, but if it means I have to watch Kevin James, I’m out.

He is. It’s where all the illegal voters move after each election, you see. That’s why it’s such a large number; they help cheat here one time and then they move there, and there’s been so much cheating for so long that it just makes sense.

Hey man....don’t bring the stooges into this.

I only realized that after I posted it. Anyways, he’s too busy with his law blog to take on any new clients.

Maybe he should get a better lawyer.

Kushner: “We’re too stupid to collude with Russia, duh!”

Actually, that’s not how the *justice system* works.

That’s the thing, she wants us to lower expectations (I, personally, had no expectations for her beyond what would typically be expected of a sack of shit) so she can maintain credibility in order to ... what? I guess she wants to hold on to the possibility of future political office? As if her family’s name won’t…

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Nope, I haven’t got the slightest clue. Except....Stormi? She should murder her parents. As wee Gravity will one day do to her.

Gravity is not a name. GRAVITY IS NOT A NAME!

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

Me 6 days ago: http://deadspin.com/1797141765

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.