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Where can I read more of this?

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

The wins of a Jerry Reuss? The career ERA of a Dock Ellis? The strikeout total of a Mickey Lolich? The critical thinking of a Ted Nugent? What’s not to like?

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

As a white person, my main culture is working my ass off, feeding my family and sitting around watching Real Housewives until my husband begs for sex.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

I’ll always remember that time he ran a conservative play with excellent fundamentals that resulted in a legal two point basket. Ah, good times.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Can we have just one damn day where Trump isn’t mentioned in the comments?

Potentially all of them!

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I started getting SI a few months ago. I never ordered it, and it keeps coming every week. I wonder if it will ever stop.