Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Contestant: [watches video above]

You mean “jabronois.”

I must be missing something. Everybody is going nuts over this team that thus far has had almost identical playoff success as they did last year. In fact, you can argue that last year the NLDS was a bigger accomplishment as the Cards were favored.

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE.

No, they swept them 3-1.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

Says “words have meanings”... calls them “’metal’ of honor winners”

You’re the real hero of this article.

Bet you’re fun at parties.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

Alou was never going to catch that ball, Prior is to blame for a wild pitch, and if there’s anyone to really blame for that inning it’s Alex Gonzales.

And based on how the fans treated Steve Bartman, the Cubs deserve to lose forever.

But the good part when the Cubs are losing is like 90% of “Cubs fans” disappear. What’s left is mostly pretty nice baseball fans.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base