Hail Harry, Wotcher of grace.
Your Cards are with thee.
Blessed art thou among St. Louis,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Losing.
Holy Harry, Father of Wotcher,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our elimination from the postseason.

I don’t care about that! The reason to tell the truth is not that it might accomplish some strategic political goal like defeating a particular candidate. The reason to tell the truth is that it is the truth.

BLM is kinda sketchy to me.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

“The Best Scouts in Baseball” are obviously the kids in BSA Troop 637 right outside St. Louis.

It was hard for him to move very well with his junk in so many mouthes.

You’re just mad you don’t feel the vibrations any longer....

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

This twatwaffle makes $3.5 million a year on the pubic payroll. I’m sure he has all sorts of misgivings about Oklahoma’s ability to provide care for its veterans when he’s cashing that check.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

Even crazier - Jeter has 5 of them.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Cool.

So it sounds like George’s initial reaction all those years ago was the correct one. Fuck you.

Jesus, get over it. It’s pitiful to hold a grudge that long to the point that you heckle an old man. Seek therapy.

“You know that coach should be over there, on him, like, ‘Look, come on, you can’t do that.’ Is that the Cardinal Way?”

He nice hit job here, because right after that he said he knew exactly what they were for, “Delaware New York, Carolina, Atlanta, Envy, Greed, Maine, Kentucky, Sleepy, Freedom, Challenger, Doc, Pennsylvania. and Boardwalk.

Was the windshield tinted black?

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.