And Zinke was probably thrilled. Fewer people in the way of the mission to destroy literally everything in the name of Guns, God, and Greed.

Pastor knows those things because he was all up in the newses, precious, and knew all those Scrabble words. Why do you think it was prohibited all those years to teach folks of color how to read ...?

Other alternatives:

Bonus points for doing the Evil Knievil “clear the top of the bus” move! Oh, to have the Bus Drivers Dash Cam view of that one.

Yup - was back in the ‘70s when you could get from Santa Ana to Newhall in 1.5 hours too!

Was he going fast?

Or competence and absurdity,

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Even celebrities pump their own goddam gas.

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

Seems a bit high.

420 is perfect. It’s just enough to stir the pot. Plenty to turn you tires into a puff a smoke and to land you in the weeds. Enough to get you real messed up, but you would stillbe able to put your foot down without bonging into a wall. If you show up at cars and coffee with 420, you might be the envy of the joint.…

More like he rode the emasculator, amirite?

Is it bad that I hope this photo was taken at one of Trump’s golf courses?

at first i thought they were trying to push it off a cliff... slightly disappointing.

I’m going to ask SirusXM what they think makes their signal so shitty, and use that.

Gotta turn the tables and meet her while driving a Miata you got for 5K on craigslist. ;)

there are plenty of examples of countries that intentially limit the education of their citizens so they can remain in power. In every case it ends badly.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Yeah but the world would be better off if his rocket explodes on take off...