I didn’t know you can BBQ on a toaster

I wonder if he ever needed a monkey wrench to fix them up.

I really miss our old idiot. The new one suuuuucks

No, I expect you to die.

You seriously expect me to forget this?

turn into the closest lane. I feel as if i’m the only one who does this.

My Jeep developed a new rattle after I watched that.

One sure indicator that a political party is up to no good is when their Vice-Presidential candidates are absolute lunatics.

Everything you need to know to start drinking whisky:

Interesting. It seems like these would be built to deliver mail on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

I would so love for one of the generals to walk into the Oval Office, snatch the phone out of Trumps weee little fingers and smash it repeatedly on the desk while yelling at him to shut the fuck up.

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

“Russian Backdoor” sounds like a porno that he can really get behind.

“Steering locked up”

I got one.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

I am not looking forward to the day Mr. Musk is disfigured by that fall into an industrial vat and vows to show us.

So, it is currently an unknown variable.